This is a fairly accurate account of an occurrence at the Monterey County (California) fair in 1988.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I went to the fair,
And I bought me a hat,
Now my life is more fun,
Let me tell you ’bout that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The pretty blond lady,
In the booth at the fair,
Said it made me look sexy,
Said it went with my hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I reached for my wallet,
And in two seconds flat,
Pulled out a charge card,
And I bought me that hat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I took the hat home,
And it sure pleased my wife,
Put a gleam in my eye,
It gave me new life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My wife said, “It’s great,
“With that hat on your head,
“Just don’t you wear spurs,
“In our big water bed.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But the next time I went,
Back out to the fair,
Went by the hat booth,
The blond lady was there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She gave me a gift,
Two spurs, small and shiny,
And I knew they were safe,
‘Cause those spurs were so tiny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And now life is great,
With the hat on my head,
And two small, shiny spurs,
I’m a new man in bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So take my advice,
If your sex life is flat,
Just go out to the fair,
Buy yourself a new hat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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